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Absolutely desperate for a piss after an afternoon out, I dashed to the loo for you, then stopped mid flow to go and grab a ring light so you could se better. After all, my 80's bush does rather block the view of the pee pee coming out my urethra! Only trouble was, holding my phone down the loo so you'd have an awesome view, and being so desperate for a wazz, all the spray from the tsunami of urine turned my phone off!
10 tháng trước đây
Well, if you ever need evidence that I am not your phone, just piss on me and the opposite will happen!
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đến PossibleChase6 : I know, right?! Just imagine trying to use your phone in the rain and the little splashes putting a poltergeist in there…
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