I really need to get a Fleshlight myself, VERY badly, for when I need to do it in the car, which is frequently. I can just stick my penis in that thing and vigorously just 'hump away'. I think I'd still need a paper towel to wipe my dick, and then clean out the Fleshlight when I get home later.
This dude is hot in a weird way. He's great from the waist down. If I were to see him out and about and would never guess he was dare I say hot sexually.